PPSA (Produce Public Service Announcement): If you ever come across a fruit or vegetable in our establishment with a face on it, please know that it is 100% available for purchase. Don’t be fooled by their decorative visages, they are just as edible and delicious as their unadorned brethren.

well the curmudgeons that guard the nation’s bandwidth won’t let us release the full 946 hour blu-ray documentary of “the making of the making of pickwick park” online, so in a paean to the blessings of compromise we will be releasing select portions in small amounts. tonight we introduce you to one of our potential park designers in her own words and while we’ve done the hard work of winnowing this list of finalists from several thousand to several few, we still need your help in interviewing and selecting that remarkably special single individual that will bring their vision to life here in fair rountree. pending, you know, funding. and permitting. and fundamental realities of physics.